World’s Most Diserable Woman? Her name is Jennifer Lawrence

Congrats Jennifer! :-) I’m pleased to inform you that our lovely Jennifer has been named the Most Desirable Woman in the World for 2013, according to AskMen?s just-released annual Top 99 list. She was chosen in a new international poll released on Thursday by online men’s magazine after winning over the majority of the 2.4 million voters with her down-to-earth attitude.

Check out what Editor-In Chief James Bassil said about Jennifer: ‘Overall, there’s a sense that she’s a little more authentic than other actors. She’s fresh because we haven’t seen her all over the gossip pages for the past three or four years. That’s right Mr. Bassil!

Jennifer was followed on the list by Megan Fox (#97), Jessica Chastain (#89), Adriana Lima (#85), Keira Knightley (#49), Miranda Kerr (#37), Lana Del Rey (#23), Emma Stone (#20), Scarlett Johansson (#16), Emma Watson (#10), Cheryl Cole (#3) and Holly Willoughby who’s ranked at 1!

First off, watch Silver Linings Playbook. It?s fantastic. Secondly, it offers startling confirmation, (if any at all was required ? lest we not forget the Oscar nomination aged 19) that Jennifer Lawrence is comfortably set to become Hollywood?s foremost leading lady for the next gazillion years. Annoyingly for ever other actress under 25, she?s kinda got everything: looks, presence, genuine acting chops, the ability to fire a mean bow and arrow. She?s also pleasingly resolute in her refusal to adhere to any sort of stick-insect body fascism so prevalent amongst her peers. Stay just the way you are, Jen.

Sit down, relax and spend 7 minutes in heaven with 99 world’s most diserable women :-)